-Place thyself in front of the camera, to show me thee burns. Oh, it is just first degree burns, nothing serious.
-But you should... come to take me out of here??
-Arst thou nuts, or what? Ours are suffering and dying, and we should have to lose time to save a Phallo who got a sun burn? Be content with this module we left here, there is water, food, pain killers, and even movies!
-But err... How did you knew we were to pass here?
-Hahaha! We blocked all the other passages!
-But there are no traces of such works?
-Of course not, you saw nothing: those works were made forty five years ago, and grass regrew since. We did that way, as we guessed that you would come back. Grass grew since, and you saw nothing. We just left some small rocks in the way, while carefully noting their position. My Grand-pa did that. When we saw which rocks were moved by your spies, we knew your way with a some metres accuracy. As to all this anti-tank gear, we winched it off the cliffs just yesterday. You never look upward...
-Oh, the smoke of the fires is now falling down. What a reek!!!!
-What are thee ammunitions? Would not be gasses, at random?
-Aaaaah the neurotoxic 25476 shells! I am to die!
-Ah what an Orc! Just the fate thou plannedst for us! Hurry visualize a white light taking thee to the Likpa's paradize!
The original text for the insult was «gogol». That was not an happy choice to start with (sometimes a French slur against people with Down syndrom, even against Mongols), but since the invasion of Ukraine by putin's orcs, it also is an insult against the Ukrainians. So I consider this semantic hikacking of my work as an act of war against the Likpas. I am not happy.
As a retorsion, I replaced it with «orc» (as in Tolkien). This is a common Ukrainian insult against the putinous phallos. There are some interesting others such as «rashist», «gauleiter» (Oh old memories...), «кацап», etc. Support the Ukrainians, learn their slang
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