The constitution of the country of the Gentle Boobettes

 

The first page: (Which is remarkably preserved despites several centuries into the large cave in the Shades Mountains, and later into the first monastery).

 

 

And here is the full text:

 

Constitution of the country of Gentle Boobettes with nice boobs

 

The Shades Mountains and the plains are the country of the Gentle Boobettes with nice boobs.

The Gentle Boobettes with nice boobs can be recognized as they are kind persons who love flowers and birds. We are always happy with a Gentle Boobettes with nice boobs.

The Gentle Boobettes with nice boobs love nature and respect it, its stillness and poetry. They live in it without destroying it.

The Gentle Boobettes with nice boobs help each other without grousing to build poetical houses, to support each other and defend each other.

The Gentle Boobettes with nice boobs explore the worlds of the Mind, as in the legends of Haralik or the Oreal.

The Gentle Boobettes with nice boobs do not write laws, as they know the spirit of the law. The Gentle Boobettes with nice boobs are kind with the Scraguns. But the Scraguns don't know the spirit of the law, so they need written laws and a force to apply them. The Gentle Boobettes with nice boobs do not have a government, as they know what is needed to do. But the most wise could be lead to take emergency decisions. For this they can summon a Council. The Gentle Boobettes with nice boobs obey the Council it they are confident with it.

 

This stunningly short text was constantly ridiculized by the Phallo thinkers (There are no Scragun thinkers) which say it has no meaning and is impossible to bring into acts. But they laugh much less since the First Phallos War, when the the Boobetes crushed them with a highly organized and hierarchized army, equipped with sophisticated tanks that the Boobettes had designed, tested and built into the utmost secrecy.

The fact remains that the country of the Gentle Boobettes never experienced any internal conflict and even no disputes. And the high tech industries of the Gentle Boobettes remain nearby invisible, except around the harbour (The Mouth) were are the iron works.

Decisions and commands appear to alway originate from the mysterious «monasteries» into the Shades Mountains, where reside the fearsome «Great Poetress» what few were able to meet. It is also into these monasteries that many great criminals and responsibles of war actions ended their days.

This constitution does not mention the army of the gentle Boobettes. It is however certain that several independent corps operated since the beginning of the gentle Boobettes country. But they always remained silent on this topic. That they had an army ready at the time of the First Phallo War was a surprise for everybody. We know today that this army is called the Breasty Milicia, to which we must add the Frontier Guards, whom mission is to protect the territory against Scragun infiltrations. Today we still know few about the secret services, in charge with sabotage and exfiltration into the town. It is common that a platoon is commanded by a Poetess.