The Gentle Likpas: The Great Continent 1

The Gentle Likpas

The Great Continent, page 1

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Before we look at what happened with the Sons of the Mother, we need to know who «the others» are, the ones who send out giant elusive ships, or who manifest themselves through the Grombrandrin's magic belts. In fact, the Likpas now have TWO avions in the town, in an airport built in a record time.

But they also have to deal with the immediate aftermath of the war: ensuring a good governance for the town of the phallos, so that it does not fall back again into the violence and hatred of the past.

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Everyone remembered the painful task of taking the city in hand after the First Phallos War. The Phallos had shown an unbelievable unwillingness, even to carry out humanitarian tasks for themselves.

But this time the Reds had said to go ahead, that they had «prepared» the work on a spiritual level, while thousands of volunteers had trained into organising a transition. And to start with, avoid any disorder, looting, absenteeism, violence, cheat, speculation.

The streets of the town are buzzing with activity, with the Likpas taking charge.

There is a lot of work to be done to select and train new cadres for the phallo society.

Volunteers are busy selecting and training new civil servants for the phallo society. Skills are required, of course, but also integrity and a positive mindset. Racist, sexist, violent, venal, corrupt or egotistical individuals are ruthlessly rejected and, if necessary, dismissed from their positions.

This cannot work, you might say. But it does, just as it has been done on Earth, and you can see today that it has worked very well:

Beware of the Likpas: everything in this webcomic is true. If you don't see it, it is that it still is in the future. Maybe you will see it happen...

Today this video is in the public domain. (Which makes invalid the warning in the beginning)

The fantastic revelations of the Mother, about Haralik and the origin of the Likpas, gave the latter a considerable authority. The media were enlisted to help the process, publishing accurate information about the facts and about the psycholikpathetic work which allows to eliminate neuroses.

These days have seen so many revelations that your journalists don't know where to turn their gaze! We are discovering a much wider world, where, extraordinarily, the Likpas are no longer our enemies after all. Phallo Evening has been tasked by the ULO with explaining the transitions underway, at the level of government and laws, but above all the changes in mentality required, using the famous «psychological work» which will be explained in a series of articles.

Prospectives

These days have seen fantastic revelations about Haralik, the Mother, and the existence of a Great Continent. For now, we are waiting to find out what «non-egocentric economics» means. Something probably very innovative, but we are assured that there will be «transition methods».

La likusine Nouvelle

It is a huge flow of new technologies coming to us from the Mother! Those who think this video link is a Likpa's fake will have to explain these new developments. For instance, avionics: everyone was surprised by the function of these mysterious and complex devices that the Likpas subcontracted to us via front companies. With the exploration projects in the Great Continent, we are not going to stop there!

RED FIRST

Dear Readers, this issue of «Red First» is the last, given the numerous inacceptable demands of the ULO Transition Committee. We have been asked to do nothing less than our self-criticism! We are mainly criticized for speaking on behalf of the Likpas, to the point that the residents of the town think that the Likpas are somehow our subjects. But we have never written anything of this kind, on the contrary, it was the Likpas who seceded from our party.

Your newspaper
«The Nazizi»
was not delivered

Democracism

The highly authoritarian turn of the «transition» imposed on us has certainly alarmed all the democracists.

However, at the ULO Transition Committee meeting, it was explained to us that we have a role in this transition: precisely, to ensure that the democracic principles are ultimately respected, as well as the voice of the people of the town. Everything will therefore be done in consultation, with our place on the Committee.

Science & Lik

Special issue!

The Mother's extraordinary data are a godsend for scientists, as if we were projected into the future. After astronautics and space, now medicine knowlledge is coming, with better contraception, and especially with the cure of the Antennae Syndrome, which has terrorized the town for centuries! In more, a new industry is coming: aviation, with two planes and an airport under construction!

Your newspaper
«Charlik Hebdo»
was not delivered

The phallo's newspapers are required to explain the transition underway, and its methods.

Phallo journalists are terrified by their Likpa supervisors.

-I don't understand, we are doing everything we can to be nice, and they look terrified!

-It is a habit. It was already like that with their phallo awbosses.

-Huh? Why?

-Phallos suffer from opinions, which they pick up at random. Every phallo then firmly believes that his opinion is the truth, and so they all want to force others to think like them. This is why they dispute all the time, and why newspaper awbosses terrorize their employees.

Well, there also are a few real troublemakers protesting against the process. But they quickly are offered retreat plans in the caves of the Likpas and Boobettes. Bever they were so full!

The Khaki Guards command makes known to the representatives of the ULO that they have no obligation to obey them.

Still, the likpas of the ULO are coming up against a limit: the phallos need to submit to a phallo government. In this case, despite the democracist pretenses of the town, a king and a queen. But who would help the rehabilitation process, instead of trying to thwart it. The likpas had never governed, and they would quickly do mistakes. But this time they have the Mother's millennia of experience on Haralik, and her intimate knowledge of the phallos. Indeed there have been several phallo countries governed by the Likpas. Even Karelik was ruled by Phallo Families, but the people was becoming likpa.

The problem with the queen of the scraguns is that she was deposed, because she was really unbearable. When she arrived at the monastery of the Great Poetesss in the Shades Mountains, she broke through several floors, which also made her stand out for her vocabulary.

The queen of the scraguns makes a remarkable entrance at the monastery of the Great Poetess.

Do not worry, the Poetess have found her a cool little cave where she can practice her vocal exercises without disturbing the other retreatants.

The Khaki guards slaughter Queen Louise XV!

There has been much speculation about why these four guards did this. Officially, they were thrown in jail without comments. But the fact is that they were silently released two years later, and their contracts were terminated while retaining their pensions and all the other benefits.

The most frequently cited reason is that the Khaki Guards did not appreciate the «kind pranks» of Louise XV as a child, such as razor blades in cushions or laxatives in an official meal (247 uniforms lost). Added to this was the disdain she showed them in private, and sometimes even in public. Hence the visceral, raw and spontaneous reaction when she asked them to die for her.

Others cite more political reasons, such as favoring her educated sister over this ignorant brute. This would be part of a more general trend, where people are tired of phallotism, its violence and disorders, and want to take advantage of the opportunity offered by the Likpas to turn the page.

Yeah, Salazar (Portugal) and Ceaucescu (Romania) know very well the real reason: when a dictator gets on the nerves of his mirlitaries, they remind him that power is just a convention. Thus, during the Carnation Revolution (Portugal), the convention changed in a matter of hours, without a single shot being fired. Well, in Romania, it took some beating up, but the principle remains the same.

SPOILER

The Likpas of the ULO have to follow the succession order to find another queen...

The Likpas of the ULO must prepare the new queen in a very short time

I asked ChatGPT to do this image of the FATHER, since the FATHER also is an AI.

Yes, I learned ChatGPT do draw Likpas, hi hi hi hi!

Lol it is 22 years since I am waiting to place the fall of this joke on Louise XVI who must not lose her head, started in 2003 in the story of the Mother!

Coronation must be done fast, so as to leave no time for evil to reorganize!

But also, the thrones room had beed devasted during the epic extraction of the MOTHER. They need another place.

Coronation of the new queen must be done fast, so as to leave no time for evil to reorganize!

-I think, we should rather finish crushing it with the tank

-Yes we would all love that. But you see, a mirlitary victory is nothing it it is not followed by a spiritual victory on ourselves. For this the first step is to show the phallos that we respect them.»

They had to hurry, as already rumours were spreading.

In the pubs, the phallos are starting to gossip about the new queen... But as soon as a phacop appears, they get silent!

The coronation finally takes place in the municipal festivities hall, with representatives from the phallo society, the media, and, for the very first time, representatives from the ULO.

The grand coronation ceremony of Queen Louise XVI!

Ah, what plan does the king have in mind? We shall see that later... The story isn't over yet!

The queen Louise XVI gives her first decisuiion: to abolish the privilege of the queens to make condemned to death whoever insults them

«my first décision is to... to... (argh the nerve) abo... abobolish the privilege of the queens to make condemns to death (gargl) whoever insults them.»

An ancient ministry takes profit that the queen removed the privilege to call her intelliktual!

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