The Gentle Likpas

The Lord of the Phallos

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-Hey Likpin, tell me, maybe we somewhat distorted the story, don't we?

-Oh, Merrylik, perhaps, but not much more than Peter Jackson, I think.

-Yes, but we spoil all the poetry of the book!

-Oh no, provided that the reader is not too much hasty, and that he reads until the end.

Caution! Story strongly unadvised for people who do not have the sense of humour!

Hoooo, again a story not for young children...

But thou canst read the end anyway: Toward Valinor!

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Likbon the Holikpa received a quite strange ring... But Gandlik the magician warns him that this ring is evil!

symbole lik pour liker   

But the Holikpas found a radical fix: if we likpate in the ring, it is as if we likpated Sauron. Ha this is defo not in Tolkien, hey

symbole lik pour liker   

Poor Sauron, the whole village comes to likpate in the ring!

symbole lik pour liker   

When Fat Likger likpates in the ring, it is the end of Sauron

symbole lik pour liker   

Now Gandlik must bring all these jolly fellows in the Grey Havens, since the all are ring bearers
They arrive in the Grey Havens, where Likdan, the ship likpater, is likpating a ship
And it is the great departure for Valinor!
Getting out on a ship... There already was Britany weather in the Grey Haven!
Mist veils start to open...
Arrival in Valinor!

End of this story!

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