The Gentle Likpas
The Lord of the Phallos
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-Hey Likpin, tell me, maybe we somewhat distorted the story, don't we?
-Oh, Merrylik, perhaps, but not much more than Peter Jackson, I think.
-Yes, but we spoil all the poetry of the book!
-Oh no, provided that the reader is not too much hasty, and that he reads until the end.
Caution! Story strongly unadvised for people who do not have the sense of humour!
Hoooo, again a story not for young children...
But thou canst read the end anyway: Toward Valinor!
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