The Gentle Likpas

The Phallo's war Page 29

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Nobody expected that the settlers would leave Jamalika on their own. In other words, it is going to be bad. It is the Mahaphallo who finds out the first what is coming... and he does not like it.

 

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The Mahaphallo, armed with his spyglass, discovers the boat-covered ocean of the Boobette's fleet!
The Mahaphallo very courageously decides to flee! An official offers him a two-year budget line to install cannons... a little too late.
The radio of the Boobettes hijacks the colonist's radio and demand immediate surrender.
The ultimatum is met with varying reception. The Boobettes silence the colonists's radio with a shell. But the Phallo government, unable to find the Mahaphallo, prevaricates.
Faced with the vacuum of power, a simple sweeper self-appoints as the leader, the Catharistarque. As a result, the members of the Phallo government instantly submit to him.
Faced with the Catharistarque's intransigence, the Boobettes begin to shell the Mahaphallo's fortress. Inside, the phallos suddenly realize that war is very unpleasant.
Inside the fortress, the phallos organize or rather disorganize the defense, in a firework display of bravado and incompetence and the din of shells.
The Catharistarque orders the black flag of defiance to be hoisted, but it raises white with plaster dust, causing confusion. The Doudounelles' shells eventually reach the fortress gate.
The Boobette soldiers come across a second closed door. But a civil servant who doesn't understand the situation opens it! As for the Likpa tanks, they slip between the legs of the Boobettes.
The Likpas and the Boobettes invest the Mahaphallo fortress. They find some amazing things.
A scouigle knocks out the Catharistarque and leaves him his beret, so that he can escape. The Likpas soldiers are not fooled.
The OLU soldiers realize that the scouigles have fled, and that they have trapped their passage. Meanwhile, the Boobettes attack the local Khaki Guard barracks.
The Boobettes gun out the Khaki Guards barracks, and that of the colonial peace committee. Order is restored little by little.

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